Saturday, February 6, 2016


"You wanna know something really weird? Pizza and arcades just go together!"

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

What if?

"What if raindrops were poop?"

What if, my dear boy... What if...

Saturday, January 30, 2016

A challenge.

Tonight we got to play the "let's fall asleep laying across your arm and see if you can extricate your limb without waking me up" game. 

He fell asleep by 9:08 on a Saturday (!!!) - I feel like I just won twice. 

Thursday, January 28, 2016


Eight year olds are experts at the "What If?" game. Sometimes eight year boys talk about weird things with their friends. Sometimes those worlds collide and they talk about things like, "What if parts of our bodies were actually on other parts of our bodies?"

All I'm gonna say is "penis fingers."

Wednesday, January 27, 2016


"I'm superstitious. What if I was extrastitious??"

Monday, January 25, 2016


"You know what's weird? Everyone likes donuts."

Fun facts: Chocolate with chocolate sprinkles are the best kind. Glazed were the first ever made. 

Sunday, January 24, 2016


"Wanna know something weird about Chris? Whenever I ask him about math, he makes it MORE complicated!!"

 "Hhmmm. Good thing I'm around."

"YEAH. You make sense."