Thursday, October 20, 2016

Costumes

"Have you asked any of your friends what they're doing for Halloween?"


"No. I think JC is going to be a rectum." 


I have no idea what Jacob *thought* a "rectum" was but he was rather surprised when I told him. And thought it would be hilarious to dress up as poop and "trail" his friend around...

Thursday, September 29, 2016

But when...?

"Yeah, Fright Fest [at Six Flags] is super creepy. We can talk about you going when you're sixteen."

"SIXTEEN???!" 

"Sure! Or never..."

"Fine..."

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

#meanmom

If your stomach starts randomly hurting so much that you can't do your homework or help with your chores, you should probably have an early bedtime. #parentinglife #gotpainsgotbed #earlybedtime


Tuesday, September 20, 2016

#nineyearoldquotes


"My second grade teacher, he was really oldish and classical." - JDawg Ritchey 

Sunday, September 4, 2016

#nineyearoldquotes

"You know where I would NOT want to work? At a radio station. They're always way at the top of really big hills!!!" - JDawg Ritchey 

#nineyearoldquotes

"You know where I would NOT want to work? At a radio station. They're always way at the top of really big hills!!!" - JDawg Ritchey