Hubs: I caught Sammi sleeping on the chair in the guest room twice yesterday.
Me: Yeah, he likes it up there. Softer than the rug.
Hubs: Still, not a good idea to indulge him. It's like a gateway piece of furniture. Can't have him hopping up on the bed again.
Me: Kind of like marijuana being the gateway drug to harder drugs, like cocaine?
Hubs: Yep. Sammi's gonna end up a stoner if we're not careful.