Me: Did you guys watch the shuttle fly by at work today?
Hubs: No. When was that?
Me: Earlier today! None of your nerdy blogs wrote about it?
Hubs: I guess it's not nerdy enough.
Me: Dude. It's a space shuttle.
Hubs: Yeah, but it's a retiring shuttle.
Apparently, retiring shuttles aren't as exciting as active ones, even when they're flying.