I bought you because you were supposed to be better. Bigger. More informed. With more coupons. You have a Travel section and an Arts & Books section. You have Calendar, Business, and The Guide.
But you have failed me. I sit here with my small coffee (room for cream) and I am sorely disappointed. If I could return you, I would. For the one thing I really want, you do not have.
Where, oh where, is my Target ad!??!