Thank you thank you thank you a million times for cleaning the nasty stuff that came up out of the bathtub drain. It was an odorous mess and I'm eternally grateful that you allow me to be a sissy girl when something is gross and I just don't want to deal with it. If you want pizza for dinner, you know I'm game.
p.s. dear sammi dog, i'm sorry i blamed the smell on you. it smelled so very much like your stinky-farts. pet pet! me.