Imagine the Hubs rushing into the bedroom, waving his arms in the air:
"You're not going to care but I'm so excited! I just captured a hydra! And now I'm going to tame him and unleash him on the evil goblin hoards!"
After a few moments pause...
"I just wish I had captured the previous one. Then I might have been able to breed them and have baby hydras. I think you can breed dragons but that takes, like, a thousand years."
He's playing Dwarf Fortress. Yes, I married a total geek.